At this point in time, I’d like to personally R.I.P. the *Shit People Say* meme by declaring my Top 5. If you think there’s a better one than these, go ahead and send my way, and I’ll consider amending the list.

5. Shit Single Girls Say. “Are there gonna be any hot guys there???”


4. Shit Foodies Say. “I’m not a foodie!” “I’m SUCH a foodie.”


3. Shit Nobody Says. “Hey does anybody know how I can make Papyrus my default font?”


2. Shit White Girls Say to Indian Girls. “Aishwarya Rai is so gorgeous. She doesn’t even look Indian.”


1. Shit Girls Say. “Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. SHUT UP!”





Honorable mentions: