Friday, April 20, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Top 5 *Shit People Say* Vids
At this point in time, I’d like to personally R.I.P. the *Shit People Say* meme by declaring my Top 5. If you think there’s a better one than these, go ahead and send my way, and I’ll consider amending the list.
5. Shit Single Girls Say. “Are there gonna be any hot guys there???”
4. Shit Foodies Say. “I’m not a foodie!” “I’m SUCH a foodie.”
3. Shit Nobody Says. “Hey does anybody know how I can make Papyrus my default font?”
2. Shit White Girls Say to Indian Girls. “Aishwarya Rai is so gorgeous. She doesn’t even look Indian.”
1. Shit Girls Say. “Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. SHUT UP!”
Honorable mentions:
Monday, March 14, 2011
jesus the capitalist?
Finally got around to watching Capitalism: A Love Story tonight. Not the greatest Michael Moore doc by any means, but it did have its moments. I thought this segment on God’s supposed endorsement of capitalism for America was especially poignant.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
asian girls
Best text message I’ve received all year: “Why are Asian girls so cliquish??????????”
Monday, February 14, 2011
Dane Cook on Love: A Typographic Exploration
An early Valentine’s Day treat for all, this is one of the best summations of the love experience I’ve heard in a while. Loved it so much I decided to create this typographic rendition. Enjoy!
Love,
pk
Friday, December 17, 2010
patton oswalt on the prequels
gonna be watching TRON in IMAX 3D tonight. i haven’t been this excited to see a movie in the theater since The Phantom Menace. hopefully i will not be colossally disappointed *again*.
